I am Loki of Asgard, and I am burdened with glorious porpoise.

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♚ 2/50 of Tom Hiddleston

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It’s all just the same.

Nobody is going to like me, and it was kind of unrealistic for me to think so.

I’m only good for rebounds.

Or so I was told.

First date starts any second now.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

I feel so stupid and pathetic because I thought maybe that my family would remember after 19 years.

Today just felt so gross. I mean it was nice.

My heart just wasn’t in it. I just want to throw up.

No.
Nut up, and fucking ask already.

Ladies, this tends to include you too.